an0nmail™ Terms of Service

Welcome to an0nmail™, the most secure, anonymous, and occasionally ridiculous email service you’ll ever use. By signing up, you’re agreeing to our terms—and let’s be honest, you’re not actually going to read this, are you? That’s okay. Just know we’ve got your back (and maybe your cat memes).

1. Agreement to the Rules

By creating an account, using our services, or sending emails to your ex at 3 AM, you agree to follow these rules. If you don’t like them, you’re free to leave, but you can’t take the vibes with you.

2. Eligibility

To use an0nmail™, you must:

  • Be at least 13 years old or have the maturity level of someone who can handle internet drama.
  • Not use our service to spam, scam, or send chain emails about bad luck curses (we see you).
  • Have a working internet connection. Carrier pigeons don’t count.

3. Privacy Policy (a.k.a. “We’re Chill About Your Data”)

We promise to:

  • Not read your emails. That’s creepy.
  • Not sell your data. We make enough selling cool stickers.
  • Probably not hand your info to aliens unless legally required.
Your secrets are safe with us…unless you type them in Comic Sans. Then we can’t help you.

4. Use of Service

You’re allowed to:

  • Send hilarious emails to your friends.
  • Pretend you’re a spy (but don’t actually be one).
  • Avoid your inbox for days because adulting is hard.
You’re NOT allowed to:
  • Start flame wars with strangers.
  • Send emails to yourself just to feel popular.
  • Challenge Elon Musk to a dance-off using our platform.

5. Fees and Payment

an0nmail™ is mostly free, but if you want premium features (like sending emails with glitter explosions):

  • Payment must be in real money or Monopoly money, whichever has higher value in your economy.
  • We won’t refund you unless we feel like it.

6. Liability (or Lack Thereof)

We are NOT responsible for:

  • Embarrassing typos that make you sound like a llama.
  • Reply-All disasters.
  • Any alien abduction that occurs while you’re logged in.

7. Termination of Service

We can terminate your account if you:

  • Break these rules.
  • Try to hack us (nice try, Kevin).
  • Use the word “moist” too often.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these terms whenever we feel like it. If you don’t check back, that’s on you. (Pro tip: We hide Easter eggs in the updates.)

9. Contact Us

Questions? Complaints? Marriage proposals? Shoot us a message at support@h3x.top or send a raven (bonus points for dramatic flair). Thank you for choosing an0nmail™! We’re here to help you stay anonymous, professional, and slightly chaotic. ✉️